I hope Rick Santorum starts a revolutionary website with Mark Zuckerberg, and then gets pushed out of the company.
#i see santorum as more of a sean parker type tbh #i hope rick santorum thinks he’s got mark in the palm of his hand and then gets busted for cocaine#and sleeping with underaged interns
There were three things that Jesse was certain of. One, Andrew was a bottom. Two, Andrew wanted his one-eyed snake more than humanly possible. And three, Jesse wanted his fleshy naked mole rat inside Andrew’s rectum.
So here they were, Andrew pushed onto Jesse’s apartment wall and Jesse’s calloused hands were inside of Andrew’s pants.
It started out as casual making out, but Jesse had a craving for sausage, particularly Andrew’s. And he went for it. Pressing himself flush against the moaning and eager man.
Jesse wasn’t going to take no for an answer. He knew Andrew was willing by the way that Andrew’s pink pickle felt on his fingers. Andrew arching up as Jesse’s palm measured the fluid-like weight of Andrew’s testicles. Oh, yes Andrew was into it just as much as Jesse.
“Ah, Jess- yes. Fuck.” Andrew was squirming against him. Jesse could feel the thrumming of Andrew’s instrument in his hand and Andrew was close. Jesse wasted no time in taking off Andrew’s pants and underwear and lightly pushing him onto the carpetted floor.
Andrew’s disco-stick glowed in a way that made Jesse’s mouth water, reminding him of the Christmas trees filled with lights around New York.
“I-I’ve never… Um.”
Andrew was stuttering beneath him, all pure and such a virgin.
Jesse licked the shell of Andrew’s ear as he whispered, “Shush, it’ll be alright.”
He slid his penis into Andrew’s anus with force, making Andrew cry out in pleasure. It was perfect, for Jesse and Andrew.
“Oh, I’m going to take you to New York and marry you, Andrew. God, you’re so tight on me, does your ass feel good?”
All Andrew managed was a sigh and a nod as his candlestick bobbed and melted hot wax onto his stomach, making Jesse’s body slide against him in wet friction.
Andrew could barely take the abusement of his anus in such a way, gripping Jesse’s shoulders as Jesse whispered how much he loved him against his skin.
This was it, it was happening. His penis throbbed against Jesse’s lower stomach and Andrew cried out in pleasure.
“Oh God Andrew your sphincter is so constricting.”
Andrew lost it, spraying his sperm as a spider would shoot his web onto Jesse and himself.
Jesse followed after, his balls hanging heavy as they flopped against Andrew’s ass cheeks and he came inside of Andrew’s anus.
Yes, there were three things Jesse was certain of. One, Andrew was a bottom. Two, his slithering snake pined for Andrew’s sewage pipes. And three, Jesse was absolutely, irrevocably in love with him.

andrew garfield is displeased because he just remembered mid-mastication that part in homeward bound when you’re not sure if shadow is gonna make it or not
jesse&andrew | (preview—based on ‘the giraffe notes’)
(Source: thethreelies)